Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
