I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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