I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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