please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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