I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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