some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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