smell my finger.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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