found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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