Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
