What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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