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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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