ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You did what with his pubic hair?
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