Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
there is glitter all over my balls
ok first of all what the fuck
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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