well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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