I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He's on the porch naked. Help.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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