i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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