Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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