You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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