You're completely useless in the revolution.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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