was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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