do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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