I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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