Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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