No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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