I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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