"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
ttyl tear gas
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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