He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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