Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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