I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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