so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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