Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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