he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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