3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
How external is "for external use only"?
This baby is an asshole
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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