But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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