If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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