it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
why is half of my head shaved?
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