OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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