Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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