I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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