I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I lost the right to judge tonight
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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