You really coming over, don't trick.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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