whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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