if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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