i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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