When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
My ass is underappreciated
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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