I want to stick my p in your. b.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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