he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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