The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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