Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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