omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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