I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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