we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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