Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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