He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
40s are totally the cure
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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