True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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